Julie and Jack (2003)

Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to present Julie and Jack! The directorial debut of James Nguyen, who would later helm the b-movie masterpiece Birdemic. This one has everything you would expect from Nguyen, from an aimless love story to endless corporate sales meetings. Not to mention costumes like these. Jack Livingstone (Justin Kunkle) is a down on […]

The Room Tribute (2010)

Indeed, it is a beautiful day, Johnny! Thanks to this wonderful game created by Tom Fulp, Johnny Utah and Chris O’Neil, that is. Now drop everything and play it here. The Room Tribute is is a retro-style point n’ click adventure game that allows the player to step into Johnny’s shoes and really LIVE the story of The Room! […]

Showgirls (1995)

Showgirls tells the story of switchblade-toting, orphan hitchhiker Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) and her commendable ambition to someday become a successful naked dancer on stage in the Las Vegas strip. Who hasn’t had such a wholesome, family friendly dream? She’s a six-mood-swing-a-minute type of girl, screaming like a defiant teenager one moment and making out with strange women the […]

SceneStudy – Cars Don’t Fly

“Your chute is guided by GPS! You don’t have to do anything!” Dear Furious 7 writers: a solid effort, but that line does not convince me skydiving in cars is plausible. “Cars Don’t Fly!” – Paul Walker, Furious 7 – I know, Furious 7 is just a dumb action movie, and maybe I shouldn’t take it as seriously […]

Furious 7 (2015)

“You ever heard the saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend?” “I don’t got friends. I got family.” Does anyone remember the first movie in this series? The Fast and the Furious? It tells the story of an undercover FBI agent infiltrating a group of street racer thugs who steal dvd players from […]

Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

Before it was a movie, or even a book for that matter, Fifty Shades of Grey was posted online by author E L James as an internet fan fiction. Using the internet handle ‘Snowqueen’s Icedragon,’  James was originally writing her kinky story using characters from The Twilight Saga books. Halfway through writing, she decided to change […]

After Last Season (2009)

DISCLAIMER: Heed these words. Heed them well: Don’t ever watch this movie.  INT. AFTER LAST SEASON SET – DAY Script in hand, Actor JASON KULAS approaches writer/director MARK REGION. JASON Hey, Mark, you mind if I run something by you?  MARK Anytime.  JASON I’m just wondering if we can fill in the other side of […]

Super Mario Brothers (1993)

They aren’t even wearing suspenders. When I think of Super Mario Brothers, I picture the mushroom kingdom; a lush, colourful video game world populated by cute characters and evil turtles. I think of two plumber brothers with thick Italian accents riding dinosaurs with stretchy tongues. A princess in distress. Giant angry bullets. I don’t think […]

Mr. B Natural (1957)

(S)he’s your worst nightmare. Next to Coily, Mr. B Natural has to ‘B’ one of the most odd characters ever featured in a classic Mystery Science Theatre 3000 short. This short will always resonate with me because it was my first introduction to the show. Interestingly, the film Joel and the ‘bots watch on MST3K is […]

Aussie Park Boyz: The Next Chapter (2011)

With a subtitle as creative as The Next Chapter, it’s safe to set your expectations very, very low for this one. Aussie Park Boyz: The Next Chapter is the sequel to Aussie Park Boyz (2004), which I have never seen, but now plan to. While there are fleeting moments that clearly refer to the first film, […]