Foodfight! (2012)

A more suitable title might be ‘OH GOD…. HELP US…. J-J-JUST…. THE CREEPIEST…. WHAT AM I WATCHING!?’ Beyond the creepy half-cat, half-human upskirt shots, Foodfight (2012) is a wildly inappropriate viewing experience for the young audience it was theoretically made for. Between constant, in-your-face sexual innuendos and vulgar references, it’s not a movie any child […]

The Happening (2008)

You know your movie’s in trouble when your opening credits are identical to a Neil Breen film. The title of this movie alone should be a pretty good indicator of what you’re in for. The HappeningĀ (2008), both as a title and as a film, is so simple, so straightforward, and yet so vague at the […]