The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

Rrrrraaaawwwwwrrrrrrrmmmmphhhh. Romf The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978), runnnarrd Chewbacca ragggggggg, Mala (Mickey Morton), roarrph Lumpy (Patty Maloney), ran rumnnnnfffrrr Itchy (Paul Gale). Romgg eughhhhhhhphhh rom rum raaallllrrrrr. Romphhh rarrrrnnnnn runslughhnnff rowrrr ragggg! Rawwwhhhhhhh! Rowaraggg rrrawrr sromph romf rwrrrr. Romph rawrr rugnhhhhhllll, Kashyyyk, rammmmph regggg Wookies. Rommph rahmm, and then Mala finally calls Luke Skywalker […]

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If you’ve never heard of Rifftrax, stop what you’re doing and look them up. Now. I owe a lot to the these guys; without MST3K veterans Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett, I wouldn’t know about the magical little film Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. This is a tough one to sit through. In fact it would […]

Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey (1977)

With a title like that, can you guess what this guy’s name might be? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of nostalgic appreciation for the classic Rankin/Bass Christmas specials. To this day I still watch my favorites every Christmas season. Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass discovered their niche, that is, fleshing out classic Christmas carols with […]

Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

“It’s Christmas time!” “But Trebor,” you might be saying, “why are you skipping part 1 and jumping right into a review of the sequel?” Well imaginary reader, besides the fact that this is my site and I can do whatever the hell I want on it, the first half-hour of Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 […]