Nine Lives (2016)

I’d like to pitch you all a film about a workaholic father who neglects his family, who has a whimsical, eye-opening curse cast upon him by Christopher Walken. This curse helps our businessman protagonist understand just how important family is, and the dangers of neglecting close friends and loved ones. Obsessed with designing buildings, the character will witness first-hand […]

ShitShow Showdown: The Fantastic Four (1994) vs. Fantastic Four (2015)

A bold choice for the 2015 reboot to rename the series ‘Fant- Four -Stic.’ Today two terrible, awful, loathsome, ridiculous, pathetic, shameful, lame and worthless movies go head to head for the title of worst Fantastic Four motion picture ever produced in the history of the universe. Of the three Fantastic Four origin story movies (including the 2005 […]