Foodfight! (2012)

A more suitable title might be ‘OH GOD…. HELP US…. J-J-JUST…. THE CREEPIEST…. WHAT AM I WATCHING!?’ Beyond the creepy half-cat, half-human upskirt shots, Foodfight (2012) is a wildly inappropriate viewing experience for the young audience it was theoretically made for. Between constant, in-your-face sexual innuendos and vulgar references, it’s not a movie any child […]

Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey (1977)

With a title like that, can you guess what this guy’s name might be? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of nostalgic appreciation for the classic Rankin/Bass Christmas specials. To this day I still watch my favorites every Christmas season. Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass discovered their niche, that is, fleshing out classic Christmas carols with […]

Tentacolino (2004) – Part 2 of 2

Continued from Part One. To sum up Tentacolino is a daunting task to say say the least. There’s enough wrong with the movie that anyone could go on about it for days. But I’d like to give the film the benefit of the doubt and suggest there’s a fraction of a chance that it may just […]

Tentacolino (2004) – Part 1 of 2

Tentacolino (2004), or In Search of the Titanic, is the final instalment in the Italian-made animated trilogy about the sinking of the Titanic. This film is once again produced by MondoTV, and is a direct sequel to 1999’s The Legend of the Titanic. The second film in the series, Titanic: The Legend Goes On (2000), is a […]

The Legend of the Titanic (1999)

Still better CGI than The Phantom Menace. The Legend of the Titanic was produced by the Italian animation studio MondoTV in attempt to capitalize from the success of James Cameron’s Titanic. In remaking this tragic love story as a children’s cartoon, the filmmakers have effectively removed the brutality of the actual event by replacing horrific, torturous death […]